Dear Immortals movie,
You look like the worst movie ever made. Currently Muholland Drive holds that title, but on your opening day, I can almost guarantee you will take that number one spot by storm.
It’s a shame, too. Mickey Rourke is part of your cast and I really like him, but man does he pick some shitty movies to star in.
Good luck not being a steaming pile of turds.
Regards,
This Girl
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